To: Future presidential voters Independence Hall 520 Chestnut St. Philadelphia, PA 19106 Dear future presidential voters: The election for president of the United States is Dec. 14. You can’t vote.
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To: Americans Independence Hall Philadelphia, Pa., USA To Whom It May Concern: Nov. 3 may be a binge day for the political class, but like a hangover, the next day
To: Department of Community Safety and Violence Prevention City Hall Minneapolis, MN 55402 To Whom It May Concern: If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Well,
To: Mr. Kent Whitworth CEO and director Minnesota Historical Society 345 W. Kellogg Blvd. St. Paul, MN 55102 Dear director Whitworth, I am writing you because life currently has come
To: Dr. Robert Redfield Director U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention 1600 Clifton Road Atlanta, GA 30329 Dear Dr. Redfield: This letter is addressed to you because medical experts, not
Get your Real ID--or get stuck at the airport.
In the caucuses, some state has to be first, and that state should be Iowa.
The proposed wealth tax is prismatically bad from any angle.
Look for former UN ambassador Nikki Haley to be the Republican nominee for vice president.
Weathermen on TV use interactive maps, but this is perhaps the first time a pretend meteorologist has used a Sharpie.
To: Chairman Tom Perez, Sen. Chuck Schumer, Speaker Nancy Pelosi Democratic National Committee 430 S. Capitol St. SE Washington, D.C. 20003 Dear DNC leaders: You could lose the 2020 presidential election.
With gun laws, we're trying to prevent dividing Americans into dead or alive.
Democratic officeholders worry about the electability of a female candidate in the Trump era.
The summer is for uniting around the baseball diamond.
To: The Honorable Amy Klobuchar
Is the potential ability to bet on pro and amateur sports from the phone in your pocket a gamechanger?
To: Dr. John Noseworthy
President and CEO
Mayo Clinic
200 First St. SW
Rochester, MN 55905
To: Senate Majority Leader Charles Schumer
U.S. Capitol
Washington, D.C.
[Reps. Emmer,
Lewis and Paulsen:]
Why don’t the three of you simply introduce legislation that rebates to each state the differential from what that state pays into the federal fisc, minus what it receives back?
To: Mr. Joel Brandenberger
President, National Turkey Federation
1225 New York Ave. NW
Washington, D.C. 20005